Tuesday, 9 January 2007

Sciatica Sucks

Well now the doctor has confirmed my sciatica diagnosis, which leaves me to wonder: HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO PICK UP AT THE SOSOBAR OPENING IF I HAVE SCIATICA AND CAN BARELY WALK, LET ALONE DANCE??

Is it possible to pick up without leaving your chair?

Is sciatica the new black?

How am I going to wear high heels if my effing back is in so much pain?

There is only so much Voltaren Rapid and Chinese massage can do in terms of pain, let alone your love life.

WHY?? WHY ME GOD??

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What exactly is sciatica? Something to do with your back?

I always thought it was a throat condition.

Town Bike said...

It's a back/leg thing.

I feel like a cripple and can't go running!! ARRGH!!