Well we all know that's bullshit, hence I've created this blog post thingy.
For background on the situation, click here.
Our blog friend has asked for tips on getting back at some pub guy (I'm actually not up on who's who at the pub, I recognise faces but generally tend to be so immersed in my own little world of crapulence that I wouldn't know one from another by name).
But one thing I am an expert on is revenge. For example, when Bad Smell and I broke up in mid-2006, I hit the Duromine, lost 5kg, dyed my hair blonde and had a night of passion with a league player. However this is probably not the best example as the joke was on me - he was a Manly player. And anyway this is possibly not an appropriate course of action in your case.
One technique you may be able to apply is stalking. I have a means of tracking down the address of just about anyone - and it isn't the phone book. Hell, it worked for me when my friend and I stalked silverchair and the entire cast of Heartbreak High in year 12. We would turn up on their doorsteps and pretend we'd lost our dog. But that's a crazy anecdote for another time.
We tracked these people down to express our love, not to threaten or intimidate them. However I'm sure you could apply the general principles of stalking to getting back at someone. You could go through their garbage at 3am or fly a kite on their front lawn at night or something.
However I generally don't condone revenge on anyone by any means. Unless by 'anyone' you mean 'Jason' and by 'by any means' you mean 'with an icepick'. Then it's ok.
Disclaimer: the views of anyone else expressed here do not necessarily reflect my own... yada yada yada.
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What is this nonsense about stalking silverchair and people from heartbreak high?? that never happened. you hear me? NEVER!!! ok???
and that is all i will say on that point...
...except maybe to say that ryan's little brother was a total spunk...
I once noticed next to the girls bathrooms downstairs there are some documents in pretty looking glass cases, pretty interesting says how old mega is and all the restrictions they are surposed to follow names and addresses could be of some use to our little friend
If I were to arange a meeting between this jason dude and an ice pick would that then allow me to right to do somthing nasty to "hotel cremorne"?
Oh come on, don't act like we didn't spend the entire year of 1997 stalking silverchair/B-grade Australian actors/Billy from Neighbours/Habu/Bombom/Narooma/anyone else we could get our hands on!!
In terms of the megahole, obviously I am not fully up to speed on the situation but I think it's a bit strange that management are unhappy about your site.
I mean obviously when you are in the public eye you have be ready to accept praise as well as criticism. And it IS just a site after all.
In my opinion, part of being an effective public figure/business person is being able to deal with criticism and/or diffusing the situation by being diplomatic (or just pretending like you're listening). Don't go into business if you can't grow a thick skin and learn from what other people have to say.
Perhaps it would do the business some good to genuinely consider the complaints people have about the place rather than reacting angrily to the criticism.
That's why critcism is usually best when phrased delicately - because you'll catch more flies with honey than you will with vinegar.
I think the megahole management should keep in mind the words of Oscar Wilde, 'the only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about'.
Really the best revenge is rising above it and not giving a shit. Tree falling in a deserted woods etc etc.
And that's as serious as you'll ever catch me being on here. I think I have been watching too much Law & Order.
BACK TO INANE CHATTER ABOUT STALKING AND GETTING DRUNK!!!
whoa, that was a long comment!! i'm a little scared... oscar wilde?? don't you mean van wilder?
Van Wilder: "Don't be a fool, stay in school!"
by the way, i only wrote the first 2 anonymous posts. i have no idea about the cabinet of treasures or the ice pick!!
I know, I wasn't lecturing you about meghole philosophies... the only thing I lecture you about is the latest in stalking trends eg Mr Whippy vans and night vision goggles.
I love stalking. I really think we should get back into it, we've been off the scene for a while.
Perhaps we could even start a stalking magazine... called Aggie, or even Narooma??
Who could we stalk next? Preferably someone who doesn't throw precious illicit substances down the toilet by accident.
Haha, I just had the funniest flashback. Us in Newcastle stalking silverchair, losing their scent and then choosing a random stranger to stalk just to keep ourselves entertained.
And Jules says we were nerds at high school. Pfft. What the hell would he know??
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