I am sure I walked past a fruit salad bandit while I was power walking home from work down Military Road yesterday afternoon at about 5.45pm.
It was at that set of lights past the Oaks and the Big Bear near the service station.
I'm sure it was the stripey shirt bandit who looks like Stifler. I did a double take and was about to ask for an autograph but remembered that he's not actually a celebrity and kept walking.
He doesn't look as teenaged in real life as he does in the photo, which is good, because being near teenagers makes me feel old.
I hope I have more fruit salad bandit celebrity sightings in the near future.
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You want to root them. You want to root the lot of them.
Yes. Yes I do. Preferably all at once.
I love it when pimply teenagers get their greasy hands all over my body.
Dear Town Bike,
Could we please have another survey?
It's been a week .....
Signed,
Bored at work!
Yes. Yes we can.
The URL that got cut off was www.myspace.com/so_barcremorne
awesome, thanks! that killed 1 minute. now what? can't believe there's a myspace for the so wrong bar. losers!
Ooh, don't look now but they've actually got a message from someone!
You mean on the MySpace site? From the person called Robbie?
What's up with that photo anyway? I thought that look went out with the Wogs out of Work stage show.
I just enjoy the fact that he likes "dirty funken beats". From the looks of his mates he also enjoys wearing man-foundation and using a hair straightener...
Is he looking forward to SEEING Timmy Trumpet, or BLOWING Timmy's trumpet?
Do you think he knows that he's actually very deeply in the closet?
oh my god, i am speechless. that guy is such a loser! does he think they will give him free drinks, or maybe a so bar t-shirt or something for sucking up their asses??
can we stalk him?? please?
Hang on... there's SoBar t-shirts and I WASN'T INFORMED??
What's up with that?
P.S. Yes we can stalk him
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