I am on the edge of my seat with anticipation as to what sorry excuse the Cremorne Hotel will come up with for a nightclub.
As is perfectly clear from the Antler Bar, they have completely overestimated their clientele. It’s been tried before, with the opening of the C Lounge, which we all know was a dismal failure. The opening was good - if you got an invite, which was not extended to any locals. Instead they targeted beautiful people who went for the free food and grog and were never seen since.
I myself managed to sneak in with someone else’s invite. They even had fire twirlers – which is a great idea if you have smoke alarms as sensitive as the hole’s.
I think we should have a competition for the naming the nightclub. Previous names have included The Lighthouse and Steps, so obviously an improvement is in order. Pissed Pete’s is an obvious choice, but lacks the refinement that the Hole is so desperately trying to achieve.
Please post your suggestions for the new nightclub.
Winner will receive opening night passes to the nightclub accompanied by Pete.
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I've been informed that the new nightclub already has a name - a delightful pun on a word meaning 'intoxication'.
If I were to name it, I would call it Titanic, because it's going to hit rock bottom just as quickly as that great ocean liner.
By the way, I'm sure it used to be called Fresh a few years ago as well.
My sister and I used to walk past the sign on Military Road saying "FRESH OPEN NOW!" with pictures of dancers on it on our way to highschool.
As a 16-year-old schoolgirl, I vowed I would never hang around the Metropole. Unfortunately I was sadly mistaken.
One of our pub mates, who I will identify only as Mr. Tastic, tells me that back in the olden days, the nightclub was the hang-du-jour of the North Shore.
Allegedly the queue used to be out the door and around the block, and there was a cover charge.
Personally I think they should bring back DJ Roy Pro and Simon. Those 2 were rockin'.
Hey, just thought of a name...how about Ho-Hole?
How about So-So-Bar?
I used to work with a balding middle aged man who used to tell me of his days rockin' a pair of tight white pants at Steps in the 1970s.
I really think tight white pants are not seen enough these days.
Aparently it has alreaady been named the So-Bar and is set to open on the 13th of december but the sign on the front say 27th oct so who knows , they are pretty fucking hopless and i was told that by matt the manager last night
13th of December? Who opens a nightclub on a Wednesday night?
Do they think that the badge draw crowd are going to migrate upstairs afterwards for a sly disco biscuit and a groove?
That's fine by me, as long as I'm at home tucked up in bed by 10pm.
le cocktail bar never has any one in it dickheads bought real marble and all that bolocks and no goes there cuz you can walk 10meters and pay half price, from all the staff newsletters i steal they are apparently spending 1.8million on the new club so, 1. it would want to be prety fucking shit hot 2. goodluck making a profit morons no will pay there $20 cover charge. Didnt they think before writting the cheque, 3. its the mega hole as much as they want to pretend its "hotel cremorne" its not so deal with it no will spend big money there , sept poor basterd who get sucked in by pokies and free food
Ha, ha. It's not even $20 to get in to GOOD places.
1.8M - I bet they still manage to stuff it up.
What a crack up.
I must admit my curiousity is piqued.
Don't act like you won't be at opening night in your top hat and cane, my dear.
They proberly know it will fuck up so that want to open it on a night that isnt busy. Bed by 10pm, when you start saying that you know your on your way to enjoying some warm milk and cookies.
Im sure we shall all pop in to check the new nightclub out, but im sure ill regrete it, if you pay go in and its shit your fucked theres no where eles to go and your just pissed $20 away.
Considering the new managment priceing scheme a rum and coke will proberly be some bullshit price in the club
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