I also received an SMS from the hole advising me that it is the official after party for something called 'movember' tonight (whatever the hell that is) and that anyone with a 'tash' gets $3 schooners between 11pm and 12am.
I love the way the hole goes all out like that. $1.20 off a schooner of beer?? BETTER CALL IN THE RIOT POLICE TO STOP THE STAMPEDE!!!!
I am thinking perhaps I will get a fake moustache from a fancy dress shop, or one of those Groucho Marx disguise kits (see below) and see if I can get $1.20 off my schooners (not that I even drink beer) for a total of ONE HOUR. Because that would be, like, SO WORTH IT!!
Not.
I could look as hot as this tool:
P.S. Do you reckon he's ever had sex?? I don't.
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Ha, ha. I got that stupid sms as well.
What kind of lame arsed promotion is that supposed to be?
Any money the place is empty between 11 & 12. It's a wednesday night people...hello???
I suppose they did it because they KNEW the place would be empty and they wouldn't have to cover the $1.20 from each schooner of beer.
LAME!
Maybe they will provide free entry to so-so bar for all members of the mailing list.
However, they will change the opening day to a Monday at 10am.
I'm always ready to party at 10am on a Monday.
Oh wait. No. I'm usually dying of an overdose from the weekend.
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