I had the weirdest dream last night that I went to my school reunion and upset someone then got banned and everyone hated me. Actually it was weird and exciting at the same time.
I had work lunch at Pino's. I am drunk.
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At my school reunion someone actually did get kicked out - for pashing one of our teacher's husbands... it was quite scandalous at the time... I'd recommend it as a course of action if the desired result is that you'll never have to speak to any of them again...
By the way... what the fuck is the difference between the new and improved "CASH DRAW", and the old and fucking ridiculous "BADGE DRAW"?? Anyone??
I am wondering if I can have sex with one of their husbands/fiancees in the toilets (of the North Sydney bowlo) to stir up some trouble... or is that really classless?
Oh wait.. what am I saying? As if I care about being classless
A dirty shag up against the toilet wall would be totally appropriate... just make sure you're facing the wall, otherwise you'll ruin your outfit...
Hm. It's a good thing the PVC look is in for summer. Wipes clean easily with no one any the wiser.
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