I heard a rumour on Friday night that Moll Flanders is, in fact, a smacky.
Miss Contradiction seems to think this is impossible because Moll is a yoga instructor.
Personally I see no reason why someone can’t be both a yoga instructor and a smacky.
It certainly would explain some of her very bizarre behaviour.
All the more reason to sleep with her ladies and gentlemen, I say!!
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Word on the street is that she is indeed a smacky.
She turned up to one of her *ahem* conquests place for lunch yesterday and when asked by another guest if she had bothered to bring anything she shoved her tits forward and said "I bought these".
Pure class.
I hear that even Slapporn thinks she's a disgrace.
You know you're scraping the bottom of the pond when Slapporn thinks you're a moll.
Have i met this Moll Flanders before town bike?
How the hell should I know?
I don't follow you around 24/7 recording your social life in detail.
Well maybe you should start
As if I could be bothered
you know you want to
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