Yes ladies and gentlemen, Doomsday is upon us.
Today is the day that Jason ‘Jerk Face’ Gray becomes a daddy as they are inducing his elderly sugar mumma’s labour/giving her a C-section/whatever the hell it is they do to make a woman give birth on a certain date.
I found this out as Bad Smell texted me to tell me he was ‘nervice’ about the delivery (I assume he means nervous) as he was going to be there because Jason was too scared to go on his own.
I am guessing it’s more likely that Jason has no intention of showing up and needs someone to drive grandma home from the hospital after the birth.
To celebrate the birth of the Antichrist, I’d like to dedicate this poem, ‘The Second Coming’ by WB Yeats. Appropriately it’s about the birth of the Antichrist. I’ve highlighted the relevant passages.
Please note that I bear this child no ill-will. I just think Jason should have been neutered at birth. And I really like this poem.
THE SECOND COMING
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all convictions, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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I have had the most brilliant idea.
Jason's baby should marry Malcolm's baby. With both family histories of arrogance and sociopathy, they could breed and create a super Antichrist.
That baby would be the poster child for misogynists everywhere.
I thought Jason and Bad Smell had broken up?
Jason was too scared to go to the delivery? What was he concerned it would have 6 toes?
I think I have to go throw up on something.
I thought they had broken up too. But I'm guessing Jason doesn't have any other friends to bludge money off in case he needs to get some liquor from the hospital canteen.
Bad Smell keeps sending me photos and I keep deleting them. Why does he keep mistaking my disinterest for interest?
This whole thing is an insult to the concept of human life. A child born out of no other motivation than biological desperation on the part of the mother.
I feel sorry for it having Jason as a father.
Maybe Jason will now take on a bit of responsibility.
Wait that cant be right
I'm loving the Jason group over on Facebook.
It rocks.
Anyone been to the badge draw lately?
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