Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Blind Item

I am going to try my hand at writing a ‘guess who don’t sue’-style gossip snippet. Here goes…

Which proud new father was stoned at the birth of his child (at 9am on a Tuesday morning) and celebrated that night by getting off his face on ice at the family home of his ancient baby mamma? Rumour also has it that his drug dealer is making house calls during the three weeks of paternity leave.

PUT YOUR GUESSES HERE!!

19 comments:

Town Bike said...

Come on, guess...

Town Bike said...

Dickooooo

Anonymous said...

Toothless Pete ?

Town Bike said...

Um, no...

Miss Contradiction said...

Panda?

Town Bike said...

Guess again...

Unknown said...

what?........ *have i done now??*

Town Bike said...

PANADA!!!!! Is that you??

Anonymous said...

Im gonna say....

Bad Smell?

Warmer?
Colder?

Miss Contradiction said...

Panda's on our blog....oh happy days!!!!

Bad Smell is warmer.

Town Bike said...

Why did he call himself 'david'? That's not his name, it's 'Panda' or 'Panada'.

Duh.

Anonymous said...

The term Panada is a cooking term for a white sauce :|

Bad smell is warmer hey?

How about Jasons ice dealer, was it him?

Anonymous said...

pa·na·da(p-näd)
n.
A paste or gruel of bread crumbs, toast, or flour combined with milk, stock, or water and used for making soups, binding forcemeats, or thickening sauces.

Town Bike said...

pa·na·da(p-näd)
n.

Cuddly Cremorne legend and popular stalkee

Anonymous said...

i.e Miss Penelope a white roux.

A mix of even amounts of flour and butter used to thicken a sauce or soup ;)

Anonymous said...

Panda asked me on Saturday if he could come round to mine for a party!! HE said he will invite some people. Not too sure on that one considering I'm house sitting!!

Town Bike said...

Panda messaged me last night to ask if I was going to the badge draw.

Random, random Panadadada!!

Anonymous said...

Do i know this "Panda" ?

Town Bike said...

It doesn't matter if you know him or not, this site isn't about you.