Last night Miss Contradiction and I decided Jason (our mortal enemy) should really consider becoming a published author.
I was lying in bed battling another bout of insomnia when I had this revelation. So I wrote Miss Contradiction a message saying "Jason should write a book of hints and tips for losers".
She wrote back and said "101 Shady Hints For Wealthy Businessmen".
Me: Except his target audience would never waste precious pokie money on a book. Q: What do Bad Smell and ice have in common? A: Jason uses both of them.
Miss Contradiction: When the bastard child is born, will the doctor slap Jason?
Me: No he will try to dispose of Jason with the rest of the foetal waste after mistaking him for a 98th trimester abortion.
Miss Contradiction: I do that all the time. The resemblance is uncanny.
Me: Actually no. I was wrong. More like 151st trimester abortion.
JASON IF YOU WROTE A BOOK, NO ONE WOULD BUY IT BECAUSE YOU SUCK!!!
I am going to get drunk at the pub tonight and send him threatening, creepy messages from the stalking phone.
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Town Bike do you know Denise ?
Who doesn't know Denise?!?!?
Of course I know Denise!
Denise has been mentioned on here a few times under her special code name.
lol lovly I used to live next door to her shes a bag of fun! One crazy lady
God bless her cotton socks
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