This is actually old news to Miss Contradiction and I, but I don't think I've shared it with the general population yet.
JASON AND BAD SMELL HAVE BROKEN UP!!
Apparently Jason went berko one night (presumably in one of his ice-induced fits of psychosis) and randomly erased every single female from Bad Smell's phone, including myself.
Perhaps this is good news. I was wondering how Bad Smell would cope without his life partner while Jason serves his time in Long Bay jail.
Here are some blasts from the past in the meantime:
'The Well Of Shame'
'Long Bay Jason'
'I Hate Jason'
'Best Prank Ever'
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2 comments:
I will never tire of reading the transcript of Jason's shortlived sms relationship with Jess.
Pure champagne sketch comedy at it's finest.
HAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sucked in you loser sperminator man whore imbecile.
I think that was us at our finest.
It's been all downhill since then.
That prank exposed Jason as the dirty, filthy manwhore that he is.
I haven't even been tempted to annoy Jason recently. Hmmm. I notice our Jason stalking has decreased in direct proportion to our number of off-chops nights.
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