Miss Contradiction and I got drunk last night. We both started out at work drinks, then migrated to the hole, then all of a sudden decided that we needed to push ourselves outside our comfort zone. Yes ladies and gentlemen, we went to the Buena Vista.
After being there for an hour, it became apparent just why we stick to our comfort zones: because we are socially inept and nobody likes us.
Funny story that I forgot about until today. Did I ever post about how Jason used to be in a dance troupe as a teenager? They were called The Goblins or something... no wait, The Jokers, that's right.
He and his gang would roam around the Western Suburbs having dance offs with random gangs at train stations, scout halls, etc. Say there was a girl two members from different troupes liked, the troupes would dance off to see who 'won' her (hopefully any girl would have had the sense to walk away from this scene).
Apparently this made him quite 'popular' with the ladies. How sad for Jason... these days the only tools he has to get women into bed are a pocketful of lies and a little vial of GHB.
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He so stole that from the movie you got served
Jason was a teenager a long time before that movie was around.
He's pushing 40.
Wow i thought he was your age
Gee, I wish I was a teenager in the early-to-mid-80s... Guys never had dance-offs for me. Or anyone else I know for that matter.
Jason was quite the Lothario in the mid-90s... the Justin Timberlake of the Western Suburbs, if you will.
He was definitely my favourite member of The Goblins.
And Miss Contradiction's. Did you know Jason and her are best friends and go out for dinner at Wildfire all the time?
Sorry, I meant mid-80s.
He was a washed-up former dance troupe member by the mid-90s.
So what are Bad Smells vital statistics?
What, you mean like 36-24-36?
Name, Age, ete etc
I'm not telling you his name because it's none of your bloody business.
He's 25.
http://lifelong.disappointment.com/comment.php?sid=1076
Ha, ha.
I am sitting here at my desk sniggering and I can't stop.
Bless you Jason for providing us with years of comic relief!!
Sperm Donation.
Don't forget about that.
Another one of his 'talents'.
And let's not forget how much ice he's clearing off the streets.
All in the name of social welfare, of course.
Jason is always thinking about 'the children'.
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