Showing posts with label Buena Vista. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Buena Vista. Show all posts
Friday, 6 July 2007
This Is Miss Contradiction's Personal Website
She loves hanging out at the Buena... mostly because of a certain ex-barmaid with whom she does breakfast every Saturday morning!!
Saturday, 23 June 2007
The Cremorne Hotel Stikes Again!!
Well once again I have fallen victim to the curse of the Cremorne Hotel AKA 'The C Lounge' AKA 'The hole'.
After a night of drinking (apparently we were at the Buena) I tried to get into the pub after midnight but was informed that I could not come in by some boofy loser of a security guard with an obvious superiority complex who looked like he'd just crawled out of the primordial ooze moments before and thrown on a black outfit. A few points:
1. I wasn't drunk, I was off my face. There's a difference, duh!!
2. I didn't look drunk.
3. The bouncer was clearly some sort of magician or mindreader as he decided I was too intoxicated before even looking at me or speaking to me. Thanks for your input, David Copperfield!!
4. The place was empty and come on, it's not like the hole is exactly spoilt for choice for customers!!
5. Drunken losers such as myself are the core business of the pub so if you start refusing them entry it will GO BROKE!!! Who do you think is going to start spending money there, the queen? Nicole Kidman? Ladies who lunch?? I don't think so.
So I went home and passed out on something instead.
TRUE STORY!!
After a night of drinking (apparently we were at the Buena) I tried to get into the pub after midnight but was informed that I could not come in by some boofy loser of a security guard with an obvious superiority complex who looked like he'd just crawled out of the primordial ooze moments before and thrown on a black outfit. A few points:
1. I wasn't drunk, I was off my face. There's a difference, duh!!
2. I didn't look drunk.
3. The bouncer was clearly some sort of magician or mindreader as he decided I was too intoxicated before even looking at me or speaking to me. Thanks for your input, David Copperfield!!
4. The place was empty and come on, it's not like the hole is exactly spoilt for choice for customers!!
5. Drunken losers such as myself are the core business of the pub so if you start refusing them entry it will GO BROKE!!! Who do you think is going to start spending money there, the queen? Nicole Kidman? Ladies who lunch?? I don't think so.
So I went home and passed out on something instead.
TRUE STORY!!
Saturday, 12 May 2007
Call Now For Sexy Fun Times
Miss Contradiction and I got drunk last night. We both started out at work drinks, then migrated to the hole, then all of a sudden decided that we needed to push ourselves outside our comfort zone. Yes ladies and gentlemen, we went to the Buena Vista.
After being there for an hour, it became apparent just why we stick to our comfort zones: because we are socially inept and nobody likes us.
Funny story that I forgot about until today. Did I ever post about how Jason used to be in a dance troupe as a teenager? They were called The Goblins or something... no wait, The Jokers, that's right.
He and his gang would roam around the Western Suburbs having dance offs with random gangs at train stations, scout halls, etc. Say there was a girl two members from different troupes liked, the troupes would dance off to see who 'won' her (hopefully any girl would have had the sense to walk away from this scene).
Apparently this made him quite 'popular' with the ladies. How sad for Jason... these days the only tools he has to get women into bed are a pocketful of lies and a little vial of GHB.
After being there for an hour, it became apparent just why we stick to our comfort zones: because we are socially inept and nobody likes us.
Funny story that I forgot about until today. Did I ever post about how Jason used to be in a dance troupe as a teenager? They were called The Goblins or something... no wait, The Jokers, that's right.
He and his gang would roam around the Western Suburbs having dance offs with random gangs at train stations, scout halls, etc. Say there was a girl two members from different troupes liked, the troupes would dance off to see who 'won' her (hopefully any girl would have had the sense to walk away from this scene).
Apparently this made him quite 'popular' with the ladies. How sad for Jason... these days the only tools he has to get women into bed are a pocketful of lies and a little vial of GHB.
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