Thursday, 8 February 2007

I Lurvvvvve Valium

Well I've just been to the dentist to have two wisdom teeth removed and having been fed two valiums I'm feeling a bit hazy.

In fact I probably shouldn't be at work or operating heavy machinery.

Is it true you shouldn't drink for 24 hours after wisdom tooth extraction, because I could go a few drinks.

Also I want to buy a new dress for a birthday but I need to lose 5kg first.

I really need a lie down.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Christ no, wisdom teeth extraction is worth at least 2 days off. You should go home now and have an extra long weekend. Once you're in the relative safety of your own home - bottoms up! I find vodka goes quite well with the Aunty Vals...

Town Bike said...

Unfortunately we're on deadline and I really can't go home.

Though maybe I could once everything is under control... hm. Vodka, eh?

Anonymous said...

Vodka good. Work bad.

Trust me, I'm a Doctor...

Town Bike said...

I paid $620 to get these teeth out, surely that buys me half a day off work.

Damn, I wish this swelling in my bottom lip could go down so I could swallow water, painkillers, vodka, food, anything...

At the moment the water just comes dribbling out of my mouth. Not a good look.

Anonymous said...

I say go a vodka...you'll need it when the pain killers wear off!!

Town Bike said...

I still can't swallow any painkillers because of this damn lip!

Anonymous said...

I can put you on a vodka drip!

Anonymous said...

I concur, 60mL intravenous vodka - STAT

Town Bike said...

Lip swelling is going down. Some binge drinking could well be on the cards tonight!

I might treat myself to an entire bottle of one of those fancy flavoured Absolut thingies. After all, I've had dental surgery.

Any excuse to get blind...

Anonymous said...

Il drink with you town bike :P

Anonymous said...

I found out bianca almost lost her job because of the stuff we r saying so keep it going !

Anonymous said...

That is funny.
We all have some good sources!!

Anonymous said...

Its mainly due to the megahole site i dont think they know about this one.

When we drinking Miss P ?

Town Bike said...

Bianca is clearly not very good at her job seeing as the place is always fairly empty

Anonymous said...

lol true

Anonymous said...

When we drinking?

I'm drinking in 1 hour? In the city tonight!!

Anonymous said...

Where in the city i may join you

Anonymous said...

And how would I know who you are?

Town Bike said...

HAHA!

LURVE MATCH!

The internet: hooking people up for random casual sex since '97!

Anonymous said...

i dunno give me your email and il send u my mob number and we can arrange a proper drink :P

Anonymous said...

So can miss penelope and andrew meet up :P

Anonymous said...

Andrew you dont know who I am but I know who you are!

Tell me more about this bullshit with mega getting you fired ?

Who the is bianca? A description would be nice!

Also do you actually know who town bike, Miss Contradiction and co are ? I am interested in the new stalking fad!



Love megahole

Town Bike said...

We're actually fat bisexual 40 year old men from Russia trying to pick up hot Aussie men by pretending to be females.

Anonymous said...

Fantastic, right up andrews ally, Mossy RSL has $5 cocktails till 8 why has no one told me

Anonymous said...

Annonymus, bianca is the marketing manager of so bar and she knows my boss Dani and made a complaint of me posting on the hate website

Town Bike said...

I think we may have known about $5 cocktails at the RSL when you were in... oh I don't know... preschool?