* Throw a dead possum at bouncers
* Turn bouncers down for a date and/or be the boyfriend of someone who turned a bouncer down for a date
* Own a website chat thingy that speaks ill of the pub
* Get caught on camera doing business
* Have an expired visa (also a good way to get deported)
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I need a drink.
I wonder if I would get fired if I got up and walked out, went to the Greenwood/Alberts and didn't come back for the rest of the day.
I might join you!
Stalkers are always a good way of getting banned!
Oh yes... and if you stalk someone despite repeated warnings, you might even end up getting handcuffed in the pub then subsequently banned from the suburb (I still don't believe the police can do that).
WHY DON'T I HAVE A STALKER WHO IS WILLING TO RISK BEING BANNED FROM A SUBURB?? How exciting
I'm going to come up with an original way of getting banned.
They've already had drive by shootings, stabbings and people throwing fish at the bouncers from a passing car.
Maybe I should streak or something.
Although I can imagine that that has been done before.
http://www.marsupialmusic.net/stu/2007/01/sobar-cremorne
I didn't realise there were so many blogs about the So-bar. We should send them all to management!!
I wonder if I would get banned if I through a live cat at the bouncers?
Does the level of punishment change with regards to the species of animal and how alive they are?
All the megahole and so bar bloggers should hook up and make the ultimate blog.
I actually think the original 'tagline' was spelt "A lower north shore thing".
I think the remarkably witty spelling of "sure" came later.
So basically the general message is "Come to this crappy nightclub and pick up a mosman/cremorne matress...PS...BYO GHB"
Would it be a super blog?
And how do I get hold of the GHB? I keep saying to blokes "I'm leaving my drink here and turning my back, you can do whatever you want to it" but no one ever slips me anything.
Unfair.
Personally I prefer a good rohypnol myself.
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