Friday, 24 November 2006

IDEAS FOR THE "SO-SO BAR" OPENING NIGHT

1. Foam Party
2. Mud / Jelly Wrestling
3. Theme Party - Dress as your favourite Megahole larrikin
4. Boot Scooting
5. Cross Dressing

Please post your ideas for the opening night theme.

Winner gets a giant pair on underpants from the IGA.

PS - Town Bike is currently bikin' around at a boozy lunch and I have to come up with ideas for this blog - all by myself.

Oh! The injustice!!!

17 comments:

Town Bike said...

Well I am well and truly pissed.

God bless my profession and its perks, which include long boozy lunches.

I am now drinking some crappy mixer out of a water bottle and pretending it's water.

HURRAY FOR EVERYTHING

Anonymous said...

I must say i do love your style, ill look for the half pissed chic at the pub and give you a compimentary high five

Town Bike said...

If you are looking for the half pissed chick, you may overlook me.

For I am "FULLY PISSED".

Anonymous said...

I recon a traffic light party would go down quite well and keep in taste with the megahole reputation, my friend told me about these you wear somthing red orange or green or a colour similar and depending on how availible you are thats the colour you wear ie green means your keen for a root and red means you got a bf etc

Then mega should give out free piss and see how things end up!!

Town Bike said...

"Then mega should give out free piss and see how things end up!!"

Yeah! That would work. Because the pub isn't full of alcoholics or anything.

Anonymous said...

in that case ill look the chic passed out around the atm

Town Bike said...

I don't pass out. I maintain a dignified front at all times. 'Front' being the keyword here.

Anonymous said...

Why wouldnt alcoholics like free booze?

Town Bike said...

As they say, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

Anonymous said...

Dose anyone know what the deal is with the BBQ they have down at the bottle shop on fridays i ?

Town Bike said...

There is a BBQ at the bottle shop on Fridays and I wasn't informed??

WHAT-EVER!!!

Even though I am a vegetarian I still like to be abreast of such matters!

Anonymous said...

Iv seen it as I come home from work but it always seems to be over or possibly its there to trick people into thinking theres free food, who once they get there decide booze will surfice! But still I am unsure if its for staff or what

Anonymous said...

Managment found that megahole myspace and they arnt to happy about it Ben pulled me up about it the other night even though i have nothing to do with it and proceeded to verbaly rape me, followed by a hand shake and a i dont care about the site anyway, its not my fault iv written abusive comments on the site i just write what I see.

Town Bike said...

You should write a stongly worded email to complain.

I guess they haven't heard that DEFAMATION LAWS DON'T APPLY IN CYBERSPACE. Though they can sue the company that hosts the website.

I know this as I work in the industry.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the tip, I'll wait till he says somthing to me next time then pull out the big guns. Though this may be hard to remember when im anebriated later on this evening. Is that $4 beer thingo still on , yey 5 o'clock home time.

Anonymous said...

between the megahole and the megahole, where do you guys find the time to pen such wisdoms??

Town Bike said...

I do it on my PDA at the pub