And no, it wasn't a kinky thing either. It was purely accidental and because he is filthy and disgusting.
Then he tried to blame her cat. Now trust me, Miss Contradiction's cat is a very proud purebred and would never, ever go to the toilet where she sleeps. I've shared a bed with Miss Contradiction and cat numerous times and we've never had the problem of waking up lying in excrement (yet).
Speaking of which... note to self: don't sleep in Miss Contradiction's bed again until sheets have been burned and Jason poo spirit has been exorcised.
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Far more concerning than Jason's incontinence, is the fact that Miss Contradiction actually HAD SEX with Jason again..!!!
What the...? I thought she was cured?
We both keep trying to avoid sex with losers but it's hard when you haven't had sex in like a year.
You begin to get a bit desperate and even losers start looking good.
But this episode has reminded me how uncomfortable I am with the human body and its functions in general.
No more for me.
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