It's a Parramatta / Manly grand final (NRL). Everyone expects Manly to win because they have paid off so many refs to turn a blind eye to their blatant piss-weakedness. But Parra smashes them by about a zillion points and the whole city parties because everyone hates Manly and all their supporters are a bunch of poetry-reciting morons who would be better suited to life in some kind of hippie commune / cafe / mental institution / anywhere the hell away from me.
I hate Manly.
I love Parra.
PARRA
HINDMARSH IS MY BOYFRIEND
AFTER GERARD BUTLER
AND DANIEL CRAIG
6 comments:
Okaaay.
Beacuse its not like you're a born n' bred North Shore girl or anything.
Nah, you're a Westie scrubber through and through, Townie. NicePass us a Pine Light.
What's your point?
I don't get the whole 'areas of Sydney' snobbery thing. It's not like most of us have a choice where our parents bring us up.
NO ONE BELIEVES I CAN SQUAT MY OWN BODY WEIGHT.
What the fuck ever. As if I can't.
Hey, you're the one who started the suburbs snobbery, with your dispraraging comments on Manly's inhabitants! Hehe. Just pointing out that where you happen to hail from is far closer to Manly than Parra... so perhaps your, errr... disdain for cafe culture Manly is a little misplaced, and would make more sense coming from a Westie scrubber.
'Is all.
Actually, I grew up in Manly (Queenscliff) for 15 years and I did competitive swimming training at the Manly Leagues Club for a few years.
I have every right to bag out Manly.
My brother still lives in Manly and he supports Parra too. NRL allegiances have nothing to do with where you live.
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