Friday, 6 July 2007

This Is Scottish Dave's Personal Website


He loves to hang out there, sipping his la-di-da cocktails and threatening passers-by with grevious bodily harm.

Mainly because he has been banned for life from every other drinking establishment between Hornsby and Palm Beach.

WE LOVE YOU SCOTTISH DAVE!!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

call me tonight townbike lets phone have phone sex

Town Bike said...

Andrew, if I was going to sleep with you, I would've done it by now.

Harden the fuck up. Life gets uglier and harder as you get older.

Anonymous said...

What I want to know is, despite his desperate stalkerish tendancies and all...is Andrew hot? At all?

Town Bike said...

Andrew is attractive. However, he is definitely too young for me. I have been known to have a thing for younger men, but we are talking two or three years younger, not seven.

I would feel like I was raping the cradle.

However if that is your thing I recommend going for it.

Love,
Town Bike
Ever The Diplomat

P.S. Andrew, I am sorry for talking about you as if you were a piece of meat. However, you did set yourself up for it.

Love, etc.
Town Bike

Town Bike said...

Let is also be said that I am not precluding myself from having sex with a 40-year-old when I'm 80.

I am my father's daughter, after all.

The end.

Anonymous said...

lol did u end up at the megahole last night townie?

Anonymous said...

back to the topic ...
is scottish dave really tall? did he used to work at megahole some 15 years ago?

Town Bike said...

Scottish Dave is actually not tall. But he is incredibly violent. He once broke a bar stool over some guy's head and my ex (Bad Smell) who used to work at the hole circa 2001 had to pull him off.

He is also not adverse to hitting women.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, it's "averse", not adverse...

Town Bike said...

All the spelling mistakes and incorrect usage of grammar on this blog, and you pick up on that?

Anonymous said...

Hi ex girlfirend still has a plate in her face from when he broke her jaw!!

Town Bike said...

I dislike his ex-girlfriend... but I dislike him more.