Thursday, 5 July 2007

Welcome To Amateur Hour At The Cremorne Hotel

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR DESIGNING THE HOTEL CREMORNE WEBSITE?? As I would like to hunt them down and remove from them any website design credentials they might have.

Though that seems fairly unlikely as the site is SO DAMN AMATEURISH IT HURTS.

I could design a site better than that and my web design skills are limited, at best.

For fuck's sake, if you are going to spend $2M renovating a shithouse nightclub that no one even goes to anymore couldn't you at least spend $10K outsourcing your website design to a proper company??

I mean the internet is the way of the future, after all. All the young go-getters have internet these days.

Take this page for example http://www.hotelcremorne.com.au/index.html It's just a page with images on it that aren't even aligned or sized properly. It is so ugly it makes me not want to go to the pub.

I hate this website so much. In fact it makes me ANGRY IN ITS INCOMPETENCE!!

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I am never going to drink at this pub AGAIN!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hehe... The "Enter Here" opening page, which does in fact look reasonably professional and Klassy, makes the rude shock of the HC's mainpage that much worse... as you said, what gives?

Town Bike said...

I don't know but I HATE IT AND DEMAND SOME SORT OF EXPLANATION FOR THIS AMATEURISH CRAP.

IT'S A BUSINESS FOR FUCK'S SAKE AND IT LOOKS LIKE A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL'S MY SPACE PAGE!!!

Anonymous said...

Il see you at the pub tomorrow townie

Town Bike said...

I WILL NOT BE THERE.