Friday, 1 June 2007

You're Frozen, When Your Crack Pipe's Broken

I was thinking last night how cool it is on TV shows when a particular character has a theme song that plays whenever they walk in the room, do something stupid, have a dramatic conniption, etc. Then I got to thinking, why can't I have a theme song? Why should it be limited to characters on TV? What have they got that I don't? (Yes I admit I may have been influenced by 'The Family Guy' in saying this).

So I have decided I would like my theme song to be 'Mmmm Bop' by Hanson. I would like to think it would be played whenever I make an entrance, have an inner monologue as per 'The Wonder Years' or attempt to seduce a man etc.

I also nominate Jason's song to be either 'Ice' by Magic Dirt or 'Frozen' by Madonna (in keeping with the ice theme).

And I think the Hotel Cremorne's theme song should be 'I Like To Have A Beer With Duncan' by Slim Dusty. This song could be played whenever the cameras are doing an establishing shot inside or outside the pub.

I love to have a beer with Duncan
I love to have a beer with Dunc
We drink in moderation
And we never ever ever get rollin' drunk
We drink at the Town and Country Hotel Cremorne
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Duncan
'Cause Duncan's me mate, yeah

What would your theme song be?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have 2 issues with that song:

1. We drink in moderation and never get rolling drunk.

2. We drink at the Hotel Cremorne
Where the atmosphere is great.

Town Bike said...

Hmm. Yes.

Change that to:

1. We drink to the point of blackout and we always get rolling drunk.

2. We drink at the Hotel Cremorne where there's shit smeared in the toilets.

Anonymous said...

Chris Franklin - Bloke

Anonymous said...

MMM-BOP? Interesting choice...How come? I would've pictured you as more of a "Come As You Are" sort of person....

Hmm...Mine would be "Killer Queen" by Queen...

Anonymous said...

Oops... I did it again

Britney Spears

Town Bike said...

Hanson sucks