Friday, 11 May 2007

Sam Brett Tackles "THE BIG ISSUES"

Can you be in love with two people at once?

Well, I don't see why not. In fact, I see nothing wrong with being in love with several people at the same time. In the same bed.

In fact, I am currently in love with BOTH my substance abuse problem and Jason.

Oh wait. No. I hate both those things. I hate it when I get myself confused like that.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why oh why do you continue to torture yourself by reading anything by that got-her-degree-on-her-knees "journalist".

(The on her knees part is even saucier/bitchier as the vast majority of lecturers where SB and myself got our degrees were women...)

Town Bike said...

And me... I got my degree there too.

Yes they were mostly women. Though I think I had two male tutors: one strange hippy guy with a napsack and a BO problem and a gay guy.

I read it for a laugh when I'm bored. I love how worked up some people get about the tripe she comes up with. And how Sam's major 'sources' are character from Sex and the City.

I also love seeing how all the 'blog posters' have made friends in real life.

Could you get any sadder if you tried??

Anonymous said...

I had a couple of guys too but they didn't really count...

Did you have that old dude that taught organisational communication and semiotics? Can't remember his name but he was something of a freak... or possibly just an old paedophile...

Town Bike said...

I can only remember the hippie guy and the gay guy and Chris Nash (who I always thought was gay but apparently was married with children).

Sandy Symons is still one of my references on my CV.

Anonymous said...

I have the name Crase-Smith in my head but perhaps that was high school...

I'm visualising grey cardi's and high-panting...

Town Bike said...

Haha. Mr Crase-Smith was my sister's year adviser (North Sydney Girls' class of '96). English teacher and resident dandy.

My year adviser was Mrs Rutter. The one with the lame sense of humour and the hippy daughter who lived in the Blue Mountains.

Town Bike said...

And yes, Mr Crase-Smith had a penchant for cardigans. In fact he would have gone over a treat in the public service.

Town Bike said...

GODDAMIT.

Jason only got 12 months suspended licence for his 3rd high-range drink driving offence.

I am going to campaign to have the sentence overturned and upgraded to life in Long Bay.

My Crohn's Disease is getting worse with the stress of having Jason back on the road in eight months.

I seriously just had a minor haemorrhage in the toilets.

Anonymous said...

*yawn* i got the house to myself for 2 days :D

Anonymous said...

I think something needs to be done about the revival of "truth in sentencing" laws...

If Paris is going to gaol then surely Jason should too?!?!

Town Bike said...

Life imprisonment at the very least, methinks.