Miss Contradiction and I were trying to work out last night whether or not the licensee is gay.
Although the high number of pink shirts in his wardrobe would suggest otherwise, I say no, he doesn't actually set my highly refined gaydar off.
Other people (mainly blokes) claim he is.
Discuss.
P.S. Miss Contradiction likes him more than me.
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Perhaps not so much gay, as stuck in a 2004 fashion time warp?
You see, that to me in itself is a turn off.
Now I am no lover of metrosexuals, but of all the eras to get stuck in, does it have to be the early-to-mid 2000s?
I'd prefer if he went all Disco Stu on us, quite frankly.
Actually the platforms could sort out the height issue too.
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