Friday, 28 November 2008

Announcement: I Miss Shayne Borland

Who would have ever thought it would be possible to miss that endearing little ferret, Shayne Borland.

No one else in the area provides as much entertainment.

I miss his drug-fuelled antics, endless tall stories and compulsive lying.

Shayne Borland, we hardly knew thee.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I must admit I miss the constant offering of sex him - AND TO THINK I USED TO FIND THAT ANNOYING! Shame on me

Town Bike said...

I miss the constant offering of pills from him. AND TO THINK I USED TO FIND THAT ILLEGAL!

Anonymous said...

But he did propose to me first!!! I told him I was not into long distance relationships and then he tried to pop a pill in my mouth in order for me to change my mind, I am glad to say it didn't work.

Anonymous said...

On a totally unrelated issue - what are up up to tonight? Miss Contradiction and myself are meeting at the hole and would enjoy the pleasure of your company to ease the boredom of each others! What do you say?

Anonymous said...

Did he pinch your nose while he was trying to pop a pill into your mouth?

Anonymous said...

Believe me he tried to pinch more than my nose!

Town Bike said...

Sigh. COME BACK SHAYNE BORLAND!

I can't be bothered going to the pub if he isn't there to annoy me :(

Anonymous said...

What are you doing tonight? (this is the only way I can email at work)

Town Bike said...

Getting drunk at home and watching 24.

Anonymous said...

I remember, now Shane actually asked if the reason I wouldn't have sex with him was because he was shorter than him, I replied that it was part of the reason and left it at that! Ha Ha - can you enrole me as 'Lady Goon'?

Town Bike said...

You need to sign up for it with your email address, do you know how to?

Otherwise for your name to come up you can click the Name/URL button below the comment box and type your name in there.

Anonymous said...

I don't have that button below the comment box! Can you call me at work when you have time?

Anonymous said...

Yep, am just going out to lunch but will call you after

Anonymous said...

Thank you

Anonymous said...

I am setting you up with a log in now, I will text you the details in a minute.

Lady Goon said...

Test

Anonymous said...

It came up - lol, thanx

Anonymous said...

I still don't know what to do!!! Sorry am very bad with computers do I type in Lady Goon in user name and then create my own password? then what? (sorry)

Anonymous said...

I texted you the details with your login (it's an email address) and password.

Anonymous said...

I don't have a mobile anymore