I am officially an idiot, if you had not come to that conclusion previously.
2 weeks ago (yes kids I have been lazy about updating you.....soz) Town Bike and I had a bender. At some stage I went home and passed out. I had in my possesion something that belonged to Town Bike and after she tried to ring me and knocked on my door a few times she let herself in (she has a key) and woke me up. This would bother some people but for some reason it didn't bother me at all.
After Town Bike toddled off home I went out for a cigarette (yes I did give up, but you try going to Europe and not taking it up again, everyone smokes, everywhere!!!) and managed to LOCK MYSELF OUT ON MY BALCONY FOR 4 HOURS.
No, I am not joking.
Luckily I was off my face.
The Fire Brigade had to rescue me.
No, I am not joking.
After I woke up my neighbours because of course my phone was inside.
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I bet you looked beautiful when the hot firies turned up.
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