Monday, 31 March 2008

Robbie Is A Loser (But You Already Knew That, Right?)

Earlier this morning I received a Facebook invitation to Robbie’s 25th birthday, of course to be held at the Sobar.

I immediately declined as I think Robbie is a loser but on further inspection I realised he has invited EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE. Yes, all 50 million of them. WTF? Do you really think you’re that popular mate?

A few points:

According to Robbie it’s “all downhill” after 25. And WTF, quarter life crisis? You actually think you’re going to live to 100?? Pfft.

The theme is “school uniform”. Apparently we are supposed to get out our old “ruggers” and “make fools of ourselves”.

He makes me want to punch him in his arrogant face.

Actually on second thoughts maybe I will go just to laugh at him and stalk him.

You can see the details here


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

atleast you got robbies mobile number now townbike

maybe a chance to make your move?

Town Bike said...

People with 50 billion friends really annoy me.

Anonymous said...

Atleast you got his phone number now

Town Bike said...

What the fuck would I want his phone number for?

Anonymous said...

Breaking News: I'm Hideous When I'm Drunk

Naroomina and I were lurking around the hole last night blind drunk. And I mean really really drunk. And guess what. We saw the REAL Robbie.

And guess what again. He's actually kind of hot.


Please referer to the last sentance
Call him if hes hot

Town Bike said...

There are a lot of hot tools in the world. Unfortunately the toolishness cancels out the hotness, especially when they open their mouths / type stuff on Facebook.

Anonymous said...

I suppose you have a point TownBike

Should we go for a drink soon?

Town Bike said...

No

Anonymous said...

I disagree

Anonymous said...

Whats the plan for tonight Town Bike?

Town Bike said...

Something not involving you.

Anonymous said...

Such a shame

Town Bike said...

I wish someone was in love with me so I could go out on a date.

Anonymous said...

lol