Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Lobo Christ, Superstar

Word on the street is that Bad Smell's new BFF, Lobo, is recording a smash hit single.

Well at least I assume it will be a smash hit single, given that Lobo is involved.

Yesterday I was hanging with Lobo and Bad Smell and Lobo was busy typing out lyrics on his computer and laying down beats or whatever the hell it is you do when you record a smash hit single.

He kept asking me for countries with certain numbers of syllables in their names to fit into his lyrics. Here were my suggestions:

Two syllables: Fiji, Thailand, Turkey, Iraq
Three syllables: New Zealand, Australia

So I'm guessing the lyrics will be something along the lines of "From New Zealand to Iraq, Lobo's hitting it out of the ballpark".

He's recording his song in a fibro house in Blacktown. Sure to be a hit. No confirmation yet on whether Jason will be doing guest vocals.

Also Mason is the new Jason.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know Australia has four syllables right?

Town Bike said...

In Lobo rap it has three:

OZ-STRAY-YA

Anonymous said...

1 2 3 Stereo

Miss Contradiction said...

Robbie needs to get involved in this.

He likes 'dirty funken beats'.

Town Bike and I will play the air triangle.

Town Bike said...

I would also like to play the air cymbals.

Jason will provide rhythmic droning over the top.

Anonymous said...

God this has gone on too long

Dirty Funken Beats is one of the most sucessful clubs night in sydney. You should go check it out ;)

Town Bike said...

What's gone on too long? Your loserish stalking strategy?

Andrew, you're not 'cool' and never will be, no matter how many Dirt Funken Beats you shaft or whatever the hell it is you do with them.

Anonymous said...

Townbike would you like to come with me to the 7pm Meat Raffel tonight?

Town Bike said...

Piss off

Miss Contradiction said...

It's Raffle.

Anonymous said...

"You could win enough meat until the end of Movember"