Well I haven't really been haunting the hole much lately as I'm going through a fat, lazy hibernation stage so I can't really be much good to anyone in reporting the latest shenanigans and antics of all the locals and yokels alike.Although I did put in a brief appearance on Saturday afternoon, I haven't been there otherwise in the last couple of weeks.
There has been some quality programming on Foxtel recently (I have developed an obsession with Boston Legal on top of my Law & Order fascination) and that's taking precedence over getting off my face at the pub and stalking random people.
Hopefully I will be re-energised in the next couple of weeks and undertake a weekend bender. Though I must say that I have saved myself a shitload of money recently. I have this horrible urge to spend it all because I have no idea how to save money, what should I spend it on? I need some totally stupid and extravagant purchase to admire.
In the meantime, does anyone have any exciting news to report from the land of the hole or any of our other fine local drinking establishments?
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Get Jasons ice dealing friend to sell you some ice
Wow, that's possibly the stupidest thing anyone has ever said to me.
i was at a house at like 6am on sat morning in alexandria and they were smoking ice and it reminded me of jason
Jason lives in a cardboard box in Liverpool.
Bad Smell lives in a dump in Kensington.
They both work in Alexandria however.
Ohh i see
WHY WON'T HE GET THE PICTURE THAT I JUST WANTED SEX FROM HIM AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM??
:angst:
What's a donkey punch?
Not sure. Why don't you Google it?
I'm too scared to do it at work....
I mean google it, not a donkey punch...
Put it this way, id like to donkey punch town bike
Fucking hell..
Keep your sadomasochistic urges away from me.
you love it town bike
The "Donkey Punch" is a sexual manuever performed during anal sex. The penetrating partner punches the submissive partner in the back of the head in order to induce anal contractions. The term is not strictly defined or well-documented; at least one source attests to the move being "made up."[2] One source recommends the punch take place just before the penetrating partner's orgasm, producing "heavenly" constriction of the passive partner's anus "if she passes out."[2] The loss of consciousness is found in other, but not all, descriptions.[1] Another source recommends surprising the passive partner to "add ... intensity to the clench."[3]
Well at least we've got that cleared up.
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