Guess What?? I've Been Dumped!! Again!!

Yes, the hole and I have broken up.

It appears I am no longer receiving those weekly text message updates of cheap drinks etc.

In fact I had to 'phone a friend' to find out there is $3 champy for the State of Origin tonight.

Well, megahole, I hope you're happy!!

(I miss those text messages. They used to provide a small flash of comic relief in an otherwise boring working day)