Since the sudden and mysterious appearance of Shayne Borland several months ago I have been having discussions with various people, and it appears no one quite knows where Shayne Borland emerged from. (And more importantly as an aside, is there any chance he can go back there?)
Shayne Borland spends his entire life wandering around the pub annoying other people so it seems unlikely he was there the whole time and we didn't notice him.
Another point to ponder is: why hasn't he been banned yet? Seeing as he spends the majority of time with his wobbly boot on, scaring other people and dealing drugs in plain view of everyone, it would likely be in the pub's best interest to get rid of him. Apparently he is on thin ice, but as far as I'm concerned, any ice that's preventing Shayne Borland from being banned is way too thick.
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On second thoughts, from the looks of him in that photo, it's quite possible he simply emerged from the primordial ooze six months ago.
When is he leaving for Bribie Island? Perhaps we could drive him to the airport to make sure he actually goes.
Well, he told someone he was going on Sunday and he wandered into the pub for five seconds last night (Monday).
JUST GO, ALREADY!!! Ungh
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