Tuesday, 5 August 2008

Stop the Press.....Jason has a GF

I found this out the other night when I couldn’t get onto the pizza place so I rang Jason. I actually have no idea why I rang him (OK, I have a fair idea why but I am not sure what I said). He texted me the next day and said “sorry about last night, I have a girlfriend”.

This is a problem for me because I rely on Jason for 2 things:

1. Driving me places
2. Sex

This means I will have to actively recruit a new FB and let’s face it I am too lazy.

This also means I might have to start living in reality and think about moving on, but I am probably too lazy to do that either.

The problem is I am rather fond of the scoundrel, but unfortunately I am too old for him. I mean I am 4 years younger than him and that is about 13 years too old for him. Yes, he likes his lowies young and on a comparative mental playing ground as him.

There is also no confirmation on whether his baby mama is aware of this and or the private investigator.

That will be interesting considering they were all moving in together.

4 comments:

Town Bike said...

This relationship will end the way all Jason's relationships end: with a confrontation in Good Guys leading to the return of The Sopranos season five and a pair of dirty underpants.

Miss Contradiction said...

I might have to recruit the Irish Guy to be my new FB.

Town Bike said...

You mean peasant 47?

Miss Contradiction said...

Yup