Wednesday, 9 January 2008

Newsflash: This Saturday To Be Perfect Shallows / Drinking Weather

Forecast to be approximately 30 degrees, this Saturday will be the perfect day for sitting in the shallows at Balmoral splashing around like little kids and getting drunk. Discuss.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great idea! Children should be exposed to drunken slappers from as early as possible - so they know the sort of giddy heights they should be aspiring to by the time they reach their late 20s. Hehe.

Town Bike said...

That is so true. As a little girl I aspired to be a hot mess.

Miss Contradiction said...

You should try racking up coke at the beach.

It's a challenge.

Town Bike said...

Wasn't it talcum powder?

Hee.