Did you know that it's all Miss Contradiction's fault that the favourite Maldivian got scratched from the Caulfield Cup after braining itself on the barrier?
Well, this is according to my father (Kelvs), who made this outlandish claim while we were down at the Mosman RSL yesterday afternoon watching the race and getting blind drunk.
My father, who was quite the ladies' man back in the day, has clearly gone senile in the last few years as he says some very strange things to Miss Contradiction, including:
* Stating that she had 'redeemed herself for the Maldivian affair' after he backed a winner a few races later
* Threatening to kneecap her
* Telling her to think of original things to say after she agreed with him once
My father is a strange man.
Hope it doesn't run in the family.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Yes, clearly I am responsible for most of the worlds injustices.
Well, really it's a joint effort between you and the equine influenza.
Post a Comment